basementdemo:

My mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed.

modestdemidov:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this

Anonymous said: im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear

wxng:

asian:

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highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

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koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

image

I’m going to kill my bf if he doesn’t tell me I look beautiful hahaor I can just punch him in his mounth, he’s a dentist he will suffer if i damage one of his little teeths ;)

I’m going to kill my bf if he doesn’t tell me I look beautiful haha

or I can just punch him in his mounth, he’s a dentist he will suffer if i damage one of his little teeths ;)

i feel like a celebrity

i feel like a celebrity

hannytime said: How many cats is too many cats?

unimpressedcats:

there’s no such thing image

fitsterbitster:

bluedogeyes:

Jillian Michaels, Shape Magazine

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

jackanthonyfernandez:

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

LMAO

I did this to my boyfriend last week with hahaha 

jackanthonyfernandez:

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

LMAO

I did this to my boyfriend last week with hahaha 

oni-with-an-iron-club:

sharltonspensiter:

When the word ‘selfie’ became an actual word, my grandpa had me explain to him what it meant. When I finished, he found this picture and asked “is this a selfie?” I told him it was and he simply said “I was taking selfies before it was cool.” So here’s my grandpa taking a selfie in his Coast Guard uniform. (Circa 1959) Can we make my grandpa internet famous? I’d love to explain to him what Tumblr is. ;P

Doing my part for Grandpa’s fame!

oni-with-an-iron-club:

sharltonspensiter:

When the word ‘selfie’ became an actual word, my grandpa had me explain to him what it meant. When I finished, he found this picture and asked “is this a selfie?” I told him it was and he simply said “I was taking selfies before it was cool.”
So here’s my grandpa taking a selfie in his Coast Guard uniform. (Circa 1959)
Can we make my grandpa internet famous? I’d love to explain to him what Tumblr is. ;P

Doing my part for Grandpa’s fame!

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pink-fitness-motivation:

butt workout

pink-fitness-motivation:

butt workout

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